shitshilarious:

idioticteen:

harrystyls:

what is white culture

clapping after an airplane lands

this truth cuts deep

infamousindigochild:

Praises To The Most High!!

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles
snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo


is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

(Source: passcety)

anderfelsdragqueen:

when better armor is uglier

image

(Source: queerqunari)

iraffiruse:

Trying to sleep while drunk